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ArZ KIyA HaI
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After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200
meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of
2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already
had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Pakistani newspapers reported the following: "After digging
as deep as 500 meters, Pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing. They
have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile
phones & wire less communication."
= Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!
= Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !
= Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
= Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !
= Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.
= Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
= Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
= Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
= Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !
= Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !
= Kash tumhare chere pe cheechak ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe cheechak ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!
= Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
=Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "
=Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!
=unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !
= Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
= The best way to make ur dreams come true is .."WAKE UP"
= A special friend is rare indeed , it seems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I am for having You !!
= A friends give hope when life is low !!A friend is a place when u have nowhere to go…A friend is honest..A friend is true…A friend is precious ..A friend is You !!!
= Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
= Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mod Bhi Aate Hain Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjad Bhi Aate Hain Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain.
= Hotho pe dil ke tarane nahi aate,Sahil pe samundar ke fasane nahi aate. Sote mein bhi khul uthti hai palkein,Aankho ko khawab chupane nahi aate
= Yu to koi tanha nahi hota,Chah kar kisi se juda nahi hota.Mohabbat ko majburiyan hi le dubti hain,Varna khushi se koi bewafa nahi hota
= Teri Dosti me ek Nasha hai, Tabhi to ye duniya ham se khafa hai, Na Karo Humse Itni Mohhabat Dost, ki dil hi puche Teri Dhadkan kahaan hai
= har saks se milna milana nahi acha / wo chukne wala nisana nahi acha / dil dena smajh bujh kar hoso hwash me / pardesiyo se dil ka lgana nahi acha
= ujjale apni yaddo ke hamare sath rahne do n jane kis gali me zindgi ki sham ho jaye
= Zindagi main to kabhi mujhe yaad karoge, mehfil main to kabhi fariyaad karoge, humsa na mila na milega koi, tap apni kismet se fariyaad karoge
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