Fun and Maza

 

= Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

 

= The best way to make ur dreams come true is .."WAKE UP"

 

= A special friend is rare indeed , it seems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I am for having You !!

 

= A friends give hope when life is low !!A friend is a place when u have nowhere to go…A friend is honest..A friend is true…A friend is precious ..A friend is You !!!

 

= Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

 

= Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mod Bhi Aate Hain Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjad Bhi Aate Hain Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain.

 

= Hotho pe dil ke tarane nahi aate,Sahil pe samundar ke fasane nahi aate. Sote mein bhi khul uthti hai palkein,Aankho ko khawab chupane nahi aate

 

= Yu to koi tanha nahi hota,Chah kar kisi se juda nahi hota.Mohabbat ko majburiyan hi le dubti hain,Varna khushi se koi bewafa nahi hota

 

= Teri Dosti me ek Nasha hai, Tabhi to ye duniya ham se khafa hai, Na Karo Humse Itni Mohhabat Dost, ki dil hi puche Teri Dhadkan kahaan hai

 

= har saks se milna milana nahi acha / wo chukne wala nisana nahi acha / dil dena smajh bujh kar hoso hwash me / pardesiyo se dil ka lgana nahi acha

 

= ujjale apni yaddo ke hamare sath rahne do n jane kis gali me zindgi ki sham ho jaye

 

= Zindagi main to kabhi mujhe yaad karoge, mehfil main to kabhi fariyaad karoge, humsa na mila na milega koi, tap apni kismet se fariyaad karoge

 

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