What is life? A frenzy. What is life? An Illusion, a shadow, a fiction. And the greatest good is trivial; for all life is a dream and all dreams are dreams....

Stop the World! I want to get offffff......

The Ultimate no nonsense guide to Flirting

The First encounter

So there you are at a party and then you see her! She's so breathtaking, classy and elegant. Your heart is taken and your soul is captivated. So how do you approach her? Take my word: No stupid catch-up phrases. Rather go straight towards her with your head upstraight and a confident warm smile on your lips... Look at her in the eyes, kiss her hand (without losing eye contact) and then proceed:

We've just been introduced

I do not know you well

But when the music started

Something drew me to your side.

So many men and girls

Are in each others arms

It made me think

we might be

Similarly occupied.

Shall we dance?

On a bright cloud of music shall we fly?

  Shall we dance?

Shall we then say "Goodnight" and mean "Goodbye"?

Or per chance,

When the last little star has left the sky,

Shall we still be together

With our arms around each other

And shall you be my new romance?

On the clear understanding

That this kind of thing can happen,

Shall we dance?

Shall we dance?

Shall we dance?

OK! So you made it and now she has possessed your soul! You want her more than anything in the world... Her heart that is...:). But to get it, you have to have noble intentions and to make her feel like she's the only person you are interested in loving and spoiling. She must feel like she is your universe and that she occupies your days and nights. So you basically cannot subscribe to this philosophy:

A girl must be like a blossom

With honey for just one man.

A man must live like honey bee

And gather all he can.

To fly from blossom to blossom

A honey bee must be free,

But blossom must not ever fly

From bee to bee to bee....

Now comes another crucial part. If you mess up here, u r doomed

You have to be patient and try to really understand her, what she likes and dislikes, proving to her in the process that you really care. This is not the time to be macho and to obsessed with how strong you are. The following is of major help and should be self explanatory:

One night, I watched Dona Querida at the window in her slip and noticed for the first time how a  woman's underclothing barely touches her skin; how it rides on a cushion of air as she moves, how the silk floats about her body rushing her flesh like an angel's wing. Then I understood how a woman must be touched!"

Final Step

Well, well, well! Not bad! You made it actually all the way to here. So I guess it's now the time for that last step. Don't be afraid now. And if you're sure she's the one, go for it. After all:

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to begin as soon as possible"

And remember:

"There are only four questions of value in life, ... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for?, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: Only love!"