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  AL - QUAIDA is Responsible for TSUNAMI (Reported by Collins Powel - Washington )
  so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE
  I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???
  I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited  I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :D
  A beautiful bird flys, U look up it shits in your eyes. U don't weap don't cry , just thank God cows do not fly
  Some times I think y I like u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons
  My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental
  Ahat si koi ho to lagta hai ke tum ho, Hawa koi Lehrai to lagta hai ke tum ho, Ab tum hi batao ke tum kissi bhoot se kam ho?
She took me to a private room,put her hands on my waist,took off my Top than put her Lips on mine,Oh thanx GOD I am only a bottle
  I wish I was a tear drop , born in your eyes , Live on your cheeks and die on your lips
  When times comes,to give heart to some1,make sure to select some1 who never break your heart bcoz broken hearts don't spare parts
  Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti
  Love your friends,As they love U,But never hate them when they hate U,Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to Only 1
  U r my sweet SONA,I dont want u to KHONA,I want a place in your Heart's KONA,Otherwise I will start RONA,Ek Emal to KERONA
  Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to find,OH GOD how did u find me???
  Maha ko dieting ka SHOK tha, Main SUFEE le aai, !Subha hui to dekha ke na Maha thi Na SUFEE :)
  May u be What u hope to b,See all u want to see..Do all what u want to,May ur every wish comes true.."A Very Happy Birthday to u"
  Jungle is empty without u...Plz come here (Mehkma Junglaat)
Dil 20 13 80 20 TERAY (Read it in PUNJABI)
  A friend is 1% Funny,2% Sweet,3% Caring,4%Loving and 90% Good Looking.. Thats y i m you friend
  I Like U Utna, U LiKE Me Jitna, I Miss You Tabtaq, U Miss Me Jabtaq, U Love Me Janay KabTak, But I Love U Martey Dumtak (l)
  (f)You can fall from the sky(l)You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fallIs in love with me*
  I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Mother Teresa said "Love Animals" !
  A-U'r Attractive B-U'r Best C-U'r Cute D-U'r Dear E-U'r Excellent F-U'r Funny G-U'r Gud Looking H-He He He I-I'm J-Just K-Kidding
  Animals of Jungle decided for a meeting.Every1 came But The meeting hasn't started.Guess y?coz the Donkey is bzy in Chatting
  Last nite I lay in bed,looking at the stars, beautiful sky and da endless horizon & suddenly I thought where the hell is my roof?
  This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat :D
  Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar Muskurate hain.Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mujhe Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De, Ab Aur Na Intzaar De, Apni Awaaz nahi Sunani to mat Suna, Kam se Kam 1 Missed call Hee Maar de
  Hi! Vajpaye Needs 500 Donkeys To attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, Message Perhate Hi Niklo! :D
  What's wrong with yur cell everytime I call a voice says that that subscriber u dialed is a Monkey, plz contact zoo for details
  Teri Aankain Jhuki Jhuki****Tera Chehra Khila Khila****Jab Tere Chehre per Haath Ghumaya ****To Aadha kilo Fair & Lovely Mila
  Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
  You are like the sunshine so warm,you are like sugar, so sweet...you are like you...and that's the reason why I love you!
  Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget
  Do you believe in Love at First Sight****Or do I have to Walk by Again??:$
  Kiss is'nt like Nokia,Connecting People,Kiss is'nt like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
  TUSI Bade e Gr8 Ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,JALEBI ki Tarah Stra8 Ho,KHER jo bhi ho Mere Favr8 ho...!
A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know that its the sweetest when it is U
  Monti uncle Mujhe Na Bandar Dekhna hai :: Monti : - Beta Vo to Abhi Mere Sath Chat Ker raha Hai !! :D
  Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi..Sagar se gahra koi nahi..Ab aapki kya tarif karu..Dosto me aap jaisa..Nalayak koi nahi!
  Kisses Spread germs and germs are hated ..so Kiss(K) me baby cuz em vaccinated
  Yeah Duniya hai jahan batein bana na sab ko aata hai (F) Hazaroon piyaar kartein hai per nibhana hum ko aata hai
  If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
  Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi..Sagar se gahra koi nahi..Ab aapki kya tarif karu..Dosto me aap jaisa..Nalayak koi nahi!
  Heer & Ranjha discovered Luv...Romeo & Juliet practised it...Farhaad & Sheerein Died 4 it .....NOw wht abt Ya n Me?
  Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham when its end Na Tum Jano Na Hum so guys let Masti who knowz Kal Ho Na Ho
  When i c da moOn..i c u..when i c da starz.i c u when i c da sky i c u..get outa ma wae ...ur blocking ma vieW....!!!!!
Ur 100% Beatiful , Ur 100% Lovely, Ur 100% Sweet , Ur 100% Nice & Also 100% Stupid to Believe
  The Rain Makes Everything Beautiful, Grass, Flowers, Trees etc..If rain makes all thing beautiful than y does it not fall on U?
  U know whats Difference between Me and Monkey...We wrote this Nick and Money is Reading it...
  Luv & Sala go to a village, in B/w well comes and Luv Falls in well, Sala also jumps in, Y? coz luv k liye Sala Kuch bhi Karega!
  When U Feel Sad, Goto mirror & say DAMN! Im ReaLly Cute, U will overcome Your Sadness but don't make it Habit coz Liars goto HeLL!
  Sale Sale Sale..DHAMAKEDAR Sale..keemat sirf eik Muskurahat...Offer Mehdood Muddat Tak K liye Hai...Only for Girls
  | Pata Hai Ajj Kya hua? ... Pata Hai ...... Pata Hai...? .......Nahin Pata Na? ............... Mujhe Bhi Nahin Pata :D |
  I Was Not *Kissing* Him I Was Just Telling His Lips A Secret!!
  (L)DO U LOVE ME(L)(W) (NO)(W) OK............... NEXXXXXXXXT PLEZZZZZ.....:p
  Sitting Up And Sitting Down , Kissing Is A Common Noun , All The Words With Proper Tense , Choose The Girl With Common Sense
Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya :D
  I am a Killer I Kill People For Money , coz u r my friend i will kill u for nothing :)
  B.I.T.C.H {B eautiful ,I ntelligent ,T alented ,C ute ,H onest }
  If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
  Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it! :D
  You gotta be rich to get this bitch
  My door is always open so feel free to leave
  I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
  The rich get richer and the poor get children
  My calculations are U+ME=US!
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
  One night moon said me, if love makes you cry why don't you leave your lover. I looked back and said would u ever leave your sky?:S
  I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
  The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
  Some Girls Are Nice, Some Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
  I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock
  Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....bring your heart closer and open its door(l)
  Guys Are Like Lays Chips.......Betcha Cant Have Just One
  Life has treated you like a baby treats it's diaper
  Make love not war, on the bed, not the floor.
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  Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
  May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
  CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (Your Name Here) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
  If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
  *ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
  Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain,Tum bin hum bohat akele hain,Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain,Dekho hum kitne veley hain
  Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai, bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai, aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
  Promise me we are true friends,I m lamp ur light,I m Coke ur  Sprite,I m Sawan ur badal,I m Normal ur Pagal,I m Tarzan ur Monkey!
  Mera Dil,Jiger,Liver ho tum,bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum,Mere (L) mein ab forever ho tum
  Shaam ko Dil udaas hota hai,Toote khwabon k siwa kuch na pass hota hai,Yaad bohat aati hai tumhari,Bandar jab koi paas hota hai
  Kya ankheiN hain apki,kya baatein hain apki,us khuda ne kuch aisa apko banaya hai jaise,"Shhhsss KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai
 

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,paper per tasveer apki bnayi, per hansane ki bajai bachonko daraane k kaam aai :D

  Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hain,mann me 1 aas rakte hai,jaane kab aa jaye mail apka is liye net ko hamesha on rakhte hain
  Muskura do khuda ke vaste,sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
  Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Yeh jo haseeno k baal hote hai,larkon ko phasane ke jaal hote hai,jaane kitno k khun piye honge,tabhi to inke hont laal hote hain

  Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!:@
 

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

  Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye,waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai,Kaho Na Pyaar Hai,Kya mooh dukhta hai? :D
 

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

  Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,arre tumahri kya izzat reh gayi,jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi:D
 

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya:S

 

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,hum izhaar karne me thode dheele ho gaye,unke haath peele ho gaye :'(

  Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,unki dewangi mein ho gaye itne dewane,K har ladki ki ma saas lagti hai
  Jawaab teri shayari ka....denge hum shayari mein....naam tera likh baithe hain....apne dil ki diary mein....

 

 

  Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
  wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
  A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
  Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

 

Flirt Messages
 

  Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
  Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.
  If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
  What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
  Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

 

Urdu SMS
 

  Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
  TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
  Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
  Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
  Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
  Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
  Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
  Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
  Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
  Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
  jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....
  Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
  Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
  Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
  Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
  Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
  Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
  Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
  Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
  Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
  Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
  Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
  kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
  Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
  Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
  jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
  Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya
  Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
  Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
  Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
  You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
  Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
  Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
  Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
  Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
  Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
  Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
  Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
  Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
  Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
  Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
  Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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