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Friendship Messages
 

  who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !
  A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
  My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
  When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
  When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
  Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
  I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
  No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
  Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
  There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
  I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
  You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
  A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
  Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
  Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
  Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
  A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
  Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
  Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
  I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
  Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
  My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?
  Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
  The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
  Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
  Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
  Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.
  A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
  I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)
  True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.
  A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
  Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
  I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.
  Friendship is a sheltering tree.
  Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!
  I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.
  Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.
  Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.
  It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
  Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.
  Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.
  A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.
  Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!
  Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.
  Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth... 
  A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
  If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
  GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! 
  I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe. 
  A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 
  KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U.. 
  The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!! 
  A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend. 
  We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE! 
  When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u. 
  There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u! 
  If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! 
  Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
  A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us. 
  Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say... 
  As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. 
  Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! 
  Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
  So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u. 
  I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

 

Funny Messages
 

  i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
  The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
  At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
  A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
  Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
  Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
  Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
  i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
  A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
  It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
  Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
  You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
  You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
  You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
  You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.
  You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
  You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
  You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
  You are never too blond to learn !!!
  You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
  When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
  What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
  We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
  We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
  Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
  This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
  This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
  This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
  This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
  They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
  The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
  The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
  Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
  Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
  roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
  roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
  Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
  Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
  One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
  Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
  My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
  My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
  Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
  Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
  It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
  In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
  Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
  If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
  If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
  If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
  I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
  I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
  I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
  I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
  I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
  am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
  How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
  Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
  HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
  God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
  God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
  For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
  Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
  E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
  Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
  Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
  Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
  Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
  Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
  BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
  Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
  Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
  At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
  Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
  A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
  20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

 

Text And SmS Chat Up Lines
 

  Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
  Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
  I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!
  Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
  Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
  Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.
  Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!
  Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
  Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later.
  There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!
  Is it hot in here or is it you?
  Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?
  Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
  Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!
  My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
  If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed.
  I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
  I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!
  I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed
  How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
  Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?
  Get your coat love, you've pulled.
  If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours
  I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...
  Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
  Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
  I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!
  Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!
  You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
  Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
  "r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
  You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
  if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
  There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
  Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
  do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again
  U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
  ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?
  im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock
  if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together
 

is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?

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