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Jokes SMS

	There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
	Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
	Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
	When god created the men he was only kidding.
	Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
	A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others.
	To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.
	What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
	When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
	I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
	One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
	Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
	If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
	Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
	Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
	If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
	When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
	A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
	I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving.

	BITE OF U The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you.
	UR SMILE Your smile is a general my heart a soldier
	LETTING GO if i luv sum1 let them go... if they return it was meant to b... if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif
	DOVE when the moon shine from the heaven above, i open my dove a i lyin the floor
	BOOK OF LIFE Starting a new day, Starting a new life, Starting a new page, In the Endless Book of Life.
	KISS if kisses wer rain id send u showers, if fun was time id send u hrs, if u needed a frnd id send u me!
	STARS If the universe did start with a bang when God loved and the angels sang one of the sparks that flew chased time to become you
	SENT WITH A SMILE god in heaven, god above please protect the one i love, sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, i love the one who is reading this
	FOUND YOU I love you up from heaven down to the ground I'm really glad to have you found
	HUH? As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky... i wonder... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?
	ANGEL last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you. but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel
	STOLEN Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me, check it!
	FORGET ME NOT forgettin you is hard to do forgettin me is up to you forget me not forget me never forget this message but not the sender
	HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me
	TOO MUCH! when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!
	DONT4GET Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!
	2 GOOD 2 B TRUE they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true
	ALL THE TIME Good time, bad time, night time, day time, work time, off time, sad time, happy time, in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.
	4EVER u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true
	DONT MESS WITH ME here's my halo made of glass mess with me and i'll kick ur ass
	FALL U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me.
	STOLEN Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me, check it!
	MA HUNI Gifts r given @ b'days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is.... cuz UR MA HUNI!!
	MEANT 2 B i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be
	KISS 2 U a kiss to you from you know who they say you knew me
	AMONG THE STARS Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.
	LUV U I love u wen u r sad. I love u wen u r happy. I love u wen u r teasing. I love u wen u r laughing. I love u wen u r angry. I love u wen u love love me.
	I MISS U I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.
	MISS U i miss u r u miss me its u know or God know but i know about my heart and brain that is crying everytime for u. dont froget me.
	LOVE ME Love me, dont hate me! Your love is my life, Your hate is my death!
	COZ It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it's most beautiful angel...
	LEARN 2 LUV Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.
	FALLING You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt. But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!
	EVRY NITE Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.

Story Messages

	chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying" i guess we answered that question"
	an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too
	A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
	Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

Wisdom Messages

	FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there!..
	It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not
	dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile
	Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off
	da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream
	A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.
	To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world
	Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly
	If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything
	Be yourself, there are enough other people
	life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it
	if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt completely understood the situation!
	2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.
	Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!
	If you are the flame you can't be burned
	Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay
	A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever
	You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more
	Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!
	What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the first place?
	The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.
	u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u try.u try coz u need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u live.u live coz u luv
	Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes
	If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?
	People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv comes through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out.
	have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops
	Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you manage that , it’ll never be the same.
	Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.
	they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles
	love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
	Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.
	Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out
	Dont find love.let love find you.That's why it's called falling in love coz you dont force yourself to fall- you just do!
	God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other
	If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth tripping over.
	True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!
	It hurts 2 luv sum1 who doesnt giv u d time of day.but it hurts more wen u realize dat sum1 u dont giv d time of day luved u & gave it up coz u luved another
	You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.
	Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!
	love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!
	When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?
	Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks
	be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
	boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion
	Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point
	If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.
	Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when your are old.
	while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along
	In Reality…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's Playing Himself...
	the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else
	Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart
	People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become.

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